One dark gloomy night the son and dad were eating yummy custard for their tea on a camp site, where
they were on holiday for 3 whole weeks. The camp site was massive and smelt nice. They would have yummy custard every night as they both loved yummy custard. When they tried the custard it didn’t taste right it tasted like Webs on an arm pit. They weren’t happy so they went off to find something else to eat when they came across a massive tree house,. They forgot all about looking for food and decided to have a look at the massive tree house. Just as they went to climb up the massive tree house they saw a dark figure go by the dark window and he was holding a bowl of golden custard.
The son was called Dave and he was tall fat and slim and he loved really dark windows and sheds. He didn’t know why he just liked them.
The dad was called Monkey man and he hated his burnt arm also he loved BANANAS! and CUSTARD! he eats it all day and all night they both love to where really smart clothes. The father and son were very close together and they loved each other soooooooo much . The dad was also very smart silly and funny.So the son really liked him and was glad that he had a dad like that who he could look up to and hoped it would always be like that.
Look a fat man holding custard shouted Dave” did you say a fat gorilla holding custard asked monkey man ” NO A MAN HOLDING CUSTARD Dave replied ”!oh sorry said monkey man ” OH YOU BETTER BE said Dave ”!lets go in the tree house “Then they sore a pink grand bicycle and both laughed funaly lets eat gonof custard yes yes YES YES YES screamed monkey man ”. SHUT Up said Dave “sorry its ok NOT”nom nom nom nom nom he began eating I feel blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah oh god”said HE felt so ill that he decided to go to sleep fore an hour hopping heel feel better better.Wen he woke up he felt horrible Dave said im never eating gon of custard again iv never felt so bad before son help.
O k dad when Dave went out of the tree house but all he could see was water because there was a flood. dad said Dave yes said Monkey man can you give me your golden axe said Dave NO! said monkey man YES said Dave! NO shouted monkey man !YES said DavePUNCH!OK you can have it but why do you need it said monkey man your see said Dave ok so the son made a bowl out of wood and got water from the flood and gave it to his dad here you go dad said Dave thank you so that’s why you wanted my axe thank you im glad you punched me but what about food maybe there’s food on some trees said monkey man so Dave went out of the tree house and got 100 fruit on 10 trees.
Good now we have food all we need is a fire said Dave ok.so Dave got some sticks and flint and tinder. now we are ready said Dave THEN A MASSIVE ZOMBIE JUMPED ON THE TREE HOUSE OH KNOW RUN shouted Dave . Reporting News there’s was a zombie attack so we are making meetings all over the country with scientists to answer How it happened. DAVE RUN GO GO GO HIDE OH GOD GO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH screamed monkey man NO DAD shouted Dave BRAINS SAID THE ZOMBIE AND MONKEY MAN then the Sone punched the zombies dead im so sorry dad i realy am I dident know what to do Dave said softly.
Dave got up and said i need armer 10 hours later he got armer lets get water 2 hours later finely water but thers 100 zombies die slic slic slic ded lets get the water im back gug gug gug Dave drank the water mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lovely well im done i should be safe oh know 1000 zombies in the tree house ahhhhhhhhhhh eeerrrrr said Dave