Once upon a time there was a big smelly monster. One day he said “now what do I need to do to smell nice?” So he went to the nearest supermarket that was miles away to buy soap. In the shop he tripped over his trolley and rolled along the aisle into the loading bay. A lorry flattened him and pushed him through a trap door. It led to somewhere magical covered with underground television cables. He cut the cables with a penknife. His spade was very useful for digging. He then dug to his home in London. It took many days to get there.